User:0nefariious

NOTE: I COPIED AND PASTED THIS FROM MY PROFILE SOMEWHERE ELSE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

I pledge allegiance to the white flag

of the United Nations of Hetalia

and to the Micronations,

and to all they stand,

One Country,

Under pasta,

for Freedom

AND PEACE FOR ALL~!

AND ADMIN IS THE OFFICIAL PARTY/ COMMENT CONVERSATION CRASHER OF QUOTEV!!!!! M: Mio Dio, admin. We never had that username. A: Who cares? I still am, though! A: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I am a headphone addict, I adore FNaF, gaming and NEONS. Also, I  own my profile pic. (Not the girl, the caption.) It's amazing, though, don't you agree?

I'm just trying to keep myself from losing it completely. One small dent and I might snap ~ so... no pressure  :)

M: Right, my turn. A: Rude! We'll share. Name: Maria. Isabella. Aria. Vargas. Sexuality: Straight Age: 15 (Maria) Birthday: February 11 (Maria) Style: Mostly casual, but I do love preppy and formal :) HIGH LOW DRESSES FTW I can speak; English, MOST French, Lebanese Arabic, SOME Italian, SOME Spanish, SOME GERMAN and SOME Japanese fluently so please ask me anything  (Admin) Maria: Heh, I can speak all languages! Admin: T.T Relationship status: I'm a single Pringle and always have been (insert Forever Alone face) (Admin) Hogwarts house: RAVENCLAW FTW BABY (Both)

My Mottos: I'm that girl who likes books more than boys, and you may think it's idiotic now, but in real life, you'll be proved wrong.

YOLO!

Don't fake who you are. Your true self is beautiful, no matter what you or other people may think. You just can't see it.

YOLO isn't about going out and getting drunk and making a fool of yourself. It's doing something in life that actually matters.

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.

My Fandoms::Creepypasta

Anime

Bravest Warriors

I DON'T CARE IF THEY AREN'T FANDOMS

Favourite animes are Sailor Moon and Zero No Tsukaima and Hetalia

WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE THESE?!

M: IKR?! So more about me!

I'm San Marino! My name is Maria Vargas, I'm fifteen years young (in human years; otherwise I'm 85) and five foot five. My birthday's on February 11th. *throws confetti* That's the day I was founded! I crush on Russia, Romania, and Spain- and- uh- perhaps- maybe- Netherlands... A: *pouts* Why do you have to like all the guys I like? We all know they always go for you. Except for Loki~ WHAT?! M: My heart melts when I see Canada as well. Doesn't mean I have a crush on him though. Me and Sealand are best friends! My big bros are Italy and Romano! YAAAAAAY! PASTA!!!!!!!! TOMATO!!!!! PIZZA!!!!!!! No white flags though. HELL NAW. I'd also like to befriend Germany. As for Japan- あなたは素晴らしいです! As I'm the fifth smallest country, there are many countries who would like to  crush me and make me become part of their empire (Russia, America, Germany, I AM TALKING TO YOU) so I'mma need a whole lot of weapons. So. I always have a jacket on, or a bodywarmer. I keep three daggers and several throwing knives in there. I have a Swedish army knife in my bra, two handguns at my hips and a machete and/or a can of pepper spray in my boot/converse. If I am not wearing them, I have the can in my bodywarmer. I also use a scythe when needed. I am never unequipped; even if I am wearing a dress I still have a knife. My scythe starts out as a foot-long stick, but it has a button that makes it pop out both ends: a scythe head at the top, and more stick at the bottom. The scythe head glows with purple, which has the power of poison. The whole thing is powered by magic. Magic. Yup. I'm sort of like Iggy, only with less bushy eyebrows, a better mood, and less enemies. >:3 Both versions of me have a British accent. Don't ask why. British and Russian accents are so dayum kawaii~ THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE. I AM SIMPLY SAYING WHAT I HAVE ON ME AS A (paranoid) COUNTRY. My 2P version is basically the same but she won't hesitate to brutally kill anyone, she's easy to get angry and basically unapproachable. Also she's a lot rougher, stronger, ruder and more intimidating than my normal one. Her name is Mace, she's 19 and hates magic. Ever since she saw Oliver torturing a baby she's hated it. She uses a scythe or a mace as per weapon (*does exaggerated Pinkie Pie whisper* SHE'S BADASS). And she has a platinum blonde streak instead of a rainbow one. Mace is also dating Xiao. NEVER TELL HER I USE MAGIC. For some odd reason, me, Mace, and the rest of the 2Ps get along. I guess they just like the fact Mace and I are so similar.

Repost this or put this on your profile if anime has taught you the most important lessons in your life. ^-^ -put is on your profile of you love hetalia -• REAL Hetalia fans - Don't like the show just for one person • REAL Hetalia fans - know who Canada is • REAL Hetalia fans- know more human names of the countries than The Allies and Axis’s • REAL Hetalia fans- think China never gets old • REAL Hetalia fans - know every countries weapons and what they do • REAL Hetalia fans - know that Poland is a GUY • REAL Hetalia fans - have made “Pasta!” their motto • REAL Hetalia fans - know most/all the lines to every Episode • REAL Hetalia fans - know why America left England and support him • REAL Hetalia fans - love their OTP • REAL Hetalia fans - have this on their page • REAL Hetalia fans - will support Hidekaz Himaruya no matter what • REAL Hetalia fans – know the pets names • REAL Hetalia fans - will put this on their profile! I want to cuddle a sunflower in the name of Ivan, I want to burn a scone in the name of Arthur, I want to be the hero today in the name of Alfred, I want to be quiet in the name of Matthew, I want to be flirty in the name of Francis, I want to call someone a bastard in the name of Lovino, I want to eat some pasta in the name of Feliciano, I want to run ten laps in the name of Ludwig, I want to watch anime in the name of Kiku, I want to hug a panda in the name of Wang Yao, I want to keep believing in the name of Natalia, I want to be awesome in the name of Gilbert, I want to eat a tomato in the name of Antonio, I want to make a wishlist in the name of Tino, I want to cuddle up with a Puffin in the name of Emil, I want to believe I can do it in the name of Peter, I want to believe in fairy tales in the name of Lukas, I want to be carefree in the name of Mathias, I want to call someone my wife in the name of Berwald, I want to play the piano in the name of Roderich, Share if you want to love Hetalia!

A: Me again!! Favourite CPs:

BRVR~ I'm so sorry, I'll love you! Jeff~ YOU'RE FRICKIN AWESOME BRO BEN~ Bro. You're awesome. Let's play LoZ! Dark Link~ Pevertedness is kinda cute Masky~ so kawaii ^/////^  As in adorable EJ~ TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

​ Ok! Let's go permanently into Admin's Corner. *points to Hetalia posters, McDonald's wrappers, pillows, electronics and one random Romania plushie* Isn't it beautiful~? Favourite songs, no doubt these ones.

Favourite parts are Thai, Canadian French, and Hungarian. Hungarian- THAT VOICE CRACK!!! GAAH!! The Cruelest Of Atrocities: My Reaction: wave_of_feels-18739 THIS IS SO TRUE

And then there's this one. I'm probably the first, third and last combined!

Some random stuffs I like(d) Creepypastas.

You don't know what happens in my mind. Oh God that sounds wrong. This is one of the things that happens. tumblr_inline_mi0wedudfw1qz4rg tumblr_m63rry4EsW1r3zat8 I christened myself the 'dirty minded freak' of my friend group. hetalia.+I+laughed+so+hard_3e8 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA tumblr_msk7loR4Yh1scl8x4o1_50 OOOOH 1544361_1458534641049675_58301 IT'S RIGHT tumblr_na7k4qvVMJ1smh5wno1_400 Large gap brought to you by my constant awkwardness

CODE 9 CODE 9 CODE 9!!!You all know how it feels when you're talking to someone online, and your mom is standing right behind you, reading every word that is on the screen. Then of course, the other person swears or talks about how much you love your crush or something and your mom reads it and tells you to get offline that instant, and not talk to that person anymore. What can we do about that? To solve this problem, now we have started the "Code 9" system. In code 9, you simply press "9" when your parent or sibling is watching over your shoulder as you type. then begin a conversation about homework or something. The message would look something like "9 so my teacher assigned me a TON of homework today. Ugh."You can talk about anything, not necessarily just homework. When your mom or dad leaves, press "99" to let the other person know that they are gone, so you can have a normal conversation again Copy and paste this into your profile so that Code 9 can be put to use.

Made it myself  so proud It's me trolling 1D by using the Nordics SORRY NORDICS IT'S JUST SO FUNNY!!!!!!! I also made this- I own everything except from the background and the face. Lololol!

BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA DAMMIT

I IS MADE SCHTONE

(And these videos have been deleted. What joy.)

[special-offer-700-per-mochi-hetalia-mochi-31773151-900-1052] KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

Another large gap XD

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I can probably literally be described with a small bunch of punctuation faces and emojis. Most of the time: \(^°^)/ Sometimes: \(,• •,)/ Most of the time around my sister:   GTFO LEAVE ME ALONE *throws stuff* When I comment and try not to get people unhappy:   http...

2p! England- Oliver taught me that it's okay to be cheery and wear bright colors. (And to eat cupcakes.) 2p! America- Allen taught me that it's okay to be the villain. (And that vegans are badass.) 2p! Canada- James taught me to protect wildlife. (And to beat poachers with hockey sticks.) 2p! France- Francois taught me that love sucks. (And to bitch slap love in the face when you just can't stand it anymore.) 2p! Russia- Viktor taught me to beat people up. (And do it VERY often.) 2p! China- Jiayi/Xiao taught me to do things your way. (And beat up anyone who says differently.) 2p! Germany- Lutz taught me to rest and sleep always. (And just plain be lazy.) 2p! Japan- Kuro/Kyo taught me to be honorable. (And read hentai and bootybump as much as you can.) 2p! North Italy- Luciano taught me to throw knives. (And wear cool hats with feathers, put blood in pasta sauce, and that the Mafia is pretty cool when he's involved.) 2p! Prussia- Gilen taught me to protect the things you love. (And use Prussian awesomeness while you're at it.) 2p! Spain- Andres taught me to keep quiet and listen. (And have a bull so you can be a matador.) 2p! Finland- Thurston taught me that you should always have a shotgun. (And a cute little, vicious, black puppy is always a good companion to have.) 2p! Denmark- Markell taught me that it's okay to cry. (And have an axe ​ scythe when someone makes fun of you.) 2p! Norway- Loki taught me that dancing is good for you. (And some black magic is good too.) 2p! Sweden- Bernard taught me to always smile. (And to keep the smile so no one thinks it was you when they find the dead body in the lake.) 2p! Iceland- Dagur taught me that you can never show too much love. (And stalk the person you love while you're at it.) 2p! South Italy- Flavio taught me to be FABULOUS. (And to be even more FABULOUS when you aren't FABULOUS enough. And be a little bit more FABULOUS while you're at it.) ~Zoesaurus77 Put this on your profile if you're in the 2p! Hetalia fandom!

AWESOMENESS

Now for some slightly..... darker  stuff.

I AM REFERRING TO HETALIA.

I really like weapons. So, this is our Top 15 Favourite Weapons. 1. SCYTHES FTW 2. Daggers 3. Knives 4. Throwing Knives 5. SHOTGUNS FTW 7. Swallows 8. Glaives 9. Handguns 10.MY FISTS 11. My wits 12. The Element of SURPRISE  (I like putting stuff in rainbow) 13. BATTLEAXES FTW 14. BASEBALL BATS FTW 15. Manipulating others' fears.... Yup. I'm more twisted and psychotic than you thought. OH GOD I'M TURNING INTO AMY SHE'D BE SO PROUD

Please can someone make me a profile pic? It has to be a girl, anime style, with long brown hair in a braid with a rainbow streak and Italy's curl on one side, with green eyes, with a strong/determined expression ...... I WOULD BE SO GRATEFULLLLLL This is an example..... Go follow the girls, they're awesome!!!!!!! Repubblika ta Malta Sasha Braus at your service Something like their profile pics......... I don't mind what clothes you put her in, or the background. That's up to you guys. If you have any specifications, comment on my profile: Vatican City

Also, if it's OK, (SORRY SPAIN FANGIRLS) could you also draw one with the girl I described before and Spain? YOU DONT HAVE TO if you're reading this, please repost it!!!!!! rin_kagamine A weeny bit like this Xx

©Licensed Potterhead® █║▌│█│║▌║││█║▌║▌║ Verified Official by Albus Dumbledore. Re-post if you are a true PotterHead. Our Flag: █ϟ█ Our President: Albus Dumbledore ♥ Vice President: Severus Snape. Our language: Parseltongue. Our anthem: Hedwig's Theme. Population: Potterheads. Our Country: Hogwarts. Aurors: The Hogwarts Golden Trio. Put this as you're profile if your a true Potterhead! I am of course!!! Normal people: FOR PETE'S SAKE! Hetalia fans: FOR SEALAND'S SAKE! Normal people: SHUT UP! Hetalia fans: SHUT THE FUCK UP JACKASS! Normal people: scream HELP when being chased Hetalia fans: scream DON'T FOLLOW ME YOU BASTARD or FRANCE! SAVE ME YOU GODDAMN BASTARD! Normal people: will ignore this. Hetalia fans: will copy and paste this into their profile. (And become one with Russia too~) OH MY GOD CHERNOBYL DISASTER READ ABOUT IT Hey guys, guess what? IT'S TIME TO KNOW WHAT ADMIN'S WORST FEARS ARE!!!!! 1. Dying. 2. Radiation. 3. My mind... 4. Everyone finding out my secrets. The last time one got leaked, I dropped my pizza, ran outta the canteen and found myself outside, leaning against a wall, and staring at the ground blankly whilst my insides were slowly eaten by humiliation. *shivers and holds sides* Not. Fun. 5. Being left alone in the dark with just my thoughts for company. Careful, within half an hour you'd have a screaming and broken admin. 6. My sister... 7. Losing everyone I care about 8. Teenage girls.... 9. Pain 10. Shutting down this account


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