User blog comment:General tiu/FIFA 2010/@comment-4413901-20110909165812

As someone from South Africa, I'd think that he would be black or coloured (to represent the country's deversity) and have a strained relationship with Netherlands and Britain. He would be a bit obsessed with race and very quick to accuse countries of being 'racist', because trust me, that happens a lot -_- he wouldn't play soccer very well but still be arrogant, thinking he's much better than the other African countries, having the most stable economy. Zimbawe would be his brother and SA would abuse him often (it's a big issue over here). Pairing wise I see him coupled with Netherlands, since they were the first to colonise or 'invade the vital regions of' South Africa, as well as Netherlands insulting Afrikaans by calling it peasent Dutch, annoyed because South Africa does not want to acknowedge the contributions he made to the country. England would avoid South Africa completely, given the history the two have...

South Africa should be included as he would provide a great source of entertainment, being lazy and violent with a fondness for crime and corruption. Making ill-informed statements, bulling around the other African countries and having a love/hate relationship with Netherlands.