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"China (中国, Chūgoku) The only Asian beauty of the group. An older brother of Japan, she is quite possibly the only sane character of APH. Has a furry fetish for pandas and Hello Kitty and disturbed by Russia's stalker-ish tendencies. Japanese people apparently think Chinese say "aru" at the end of each phrase in the way that Canadians use "eh." About 5000 years old, good at cooking, looks like a girl - which is an unfortunate consequence of being a bishonen in Anime because they always look like girls which tends to confuse newly inducted anime fans."

" Korea: The self proclaimed inventor who created everything from dirt to condoms and is great at everything. Korea likes to stalk his "brother" China and attempts to sexually assault him claiming "All your breast are belong to Korea.""