Italy's Song To Germany

Italy's Song to Germany (commonly referred to as Doitsu) is a song that Italy wrote to Germany while being held captive by him in Episode 03. It is sung by Daisuke Namikawa in the voice of Italy. In the English dub, it is sung by Todd Haberkorn. The song is also present in the Axis Powers arc of the published manga, although in the English edition it has been re-written to rhyme.

An instrumental version of the song can be heard playing in Episode 38, when Germany reads Italy's letter and when the two form their pact, and again in Episode 48.

Kanji
ドイツー　ドイツー　ドイツはいい所だよー

ちゃんと捕虜の俺にご飯をくれるし

イギリスみたいにまずくないー

ソーセージ　チーズ　すっごく美味しいよー

犬にとっては天国　それがドイツー

でもドイツ人なんでみんないかついの　威圧感で潰されそうだよ

俺のハート俺怖くて涙でちゃうよ　姉ちゃんもでかいよー

ビール樽を毎日破裂させるのは趣味なのー？

あと大群で俺んちに押し寄せないでー　観光客が怖すぎるのー

ドイツっ娘は俺よりでかくてたくましいのーヒャッホー！

Romanized Lyrics
Doitsu doitsu doitsu wa ii tokoro da yo

Chanto horyo no ore ni gohan wo kureru shi

Igirisu mitai ni mazukunai

Sooseeji chiizu suggoku oishii yo!

Inu ni totte wa tengoku sore ga doitsu

Demo doitsu-jin nande minna ikatsuino? Iatsukan de tsubusaresou da yo

Ore no haato ore kowakute namida dechau yo. neechan mo dekai yo

Biirudaru wo mainichi haretsu saseru no wa shumi nano?

Ato taigun de orenchi ni oshiyosenaide kankoukyaku ga kowasugiruno

Doitsukko wa ore yori dekakute takumashii no

Hyahhoo!

Translated Lyrics
Germany, Germany, Germany is a great place

They feed me even though I'm a prisoner, and their food doesn't taste terrible like England's.

Sausages and cheeses- so very delicious!

For a dog, it's heaven. That's Germany.

Why are all Germans so stern?

I am going to be crushed by their intimidation.

My heart is so afraid I am going to cry

Even the girls are rugged, too

Is it your everyday hobby to burst barrels of beer?

Please stop raiding my house in mobs- the tourists are way too scary.

The German chicks are bigger and better built than me!

Yahoo!~

English Dub Lyrics
Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place.

Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food,

And it doesn't suck like English food.

Sausages with cheeses always taste so good.

It'd be heaven for a dog; Yeah, that's Germany.

Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation.

My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear; Your women terrify me.

Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?

Please don't come to my place in large mobs! German tourists are scary!

Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am.

Yahoo!~

Albums
The song is available on the ending theme's CD single, Marukaite Chikyuu, as the second track.