User:Bärlein

'''HALLO. ICH BIN BAERLEIN. '''If you must use a imformal greeting, I am Baer. Bear is not accepted, I will reject any means of communication if referred to as Bear, so I suggest you take note.

I am seventeen, ja. I am also a Baer. That is all you should need to know. Ach, but.. I WILL TELL YOU ELSEWISE

..ANYWAY I do not enjoy listening to Musik, only the sounds of crying babies and nails on chalkboard. mmmm

I am interested in strategy, and thus I play chess very often. I've honed my skills and I hope to play any one of you soon. You vill come out crying, however. My favorite food is in the morning, vhen I have mein egg, mein bread vith cold cuts. It is very delicious. I vould invite you to share the morning meal with me, but nein. Stay away from my house.

I hope to see you all soon. And don't forget.. IS BAER NO BEAR

Don't vorry, I don't bite. You can't bite people over the internet, silly.